Band: "weird al" yankovic Album: Straight Outta Lynwood Song: White and Nerdy Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy? look at me, I'm white and nerdy! I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy really, really white and nerdy First in my class there at MIT Drop skills, I'm a champion at D&D MC Escher, that's my favorite MC Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea my rims never spin to the contrary you'll find they're quite stationary all of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library my Myspace page's all totally pimped out got people begging for my Top 8 spaces yo, I know pi to a thousand places ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed my fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze there's no killer app I haven't run at Pascal, well I'm number one Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on They see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy! I'd like to roll with the gangstas although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy how'd I get so white and nerdy? I've been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics: you know I collect them the pens in my pocket: I must protect them my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorize "Holy Grail" really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doin' websites when my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for them all even made a home page for my dog Yo, I got myself a fanny pack They were having a sale down at The Gap spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP! POP! hope no one sees me getting freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team The only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire got my name on my underwear They see me strollin' They laughin' and rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy just because I'm white and nerdy just because I'm white and nerdy all because I'm white and nerdy Holy Cow, I'm white and nerdy! I wanna bowl with the gangstas but, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me, I'm white and nerdy! --- http://www.lyricsdot.com/ - 95000+ lyrics from 10000+ bands online