Band: J-Roc Album: Trailer Park Boys Song: Trailer Park Life J-Roc's Trailer Park Life lyrics Doot doot doot doot doot doot ... Yeah! How many times have you sat out on the deck Gettin' wrecked Waitin' to collect a check? Knowin' that's as good as life is ever gonna get Knowin' when you're from the park It's in your blood It's in your sweat Had some doubts and bets about insanity Is it society or is it just vanity That makes me plan to be the man that I plan to be? Instead I can't see the forest (Where's the forest at?) Right in front of me For the trees It's a social disease And all them other MC's are on my back like fleas (Get off me!) Please! J to the R-O-C is so hard O.L.P. ain't even gettin' royalties from me Help my fuck! They're gonna come get me? Steal a whole album worth of samples cuz they'll let me Stole a diamond ring to make my girl my wife (Wife) That's trailer park life Doot doot doot doot doot doot ... Rain made a Pool in the backyard The kids play They're only ten but actin' hard All day Cuz the apple don't fall far From the tree Whadja think? They grow up and write their S.A.T's? Be Gretzky's? Race jet-skis professionally? Naw dawg! For that you need opportunity And in the park when opportunity knocks Open up - it's the cops! (Get the fuck down!) Lemme tell ya cuz it's damn hard to thrive yo When everywhere you turn You're confronted by the Five Oh Denied though The right to be a saint Don't ask me if I'm with that shit Cuz I ain't They found ten grams Seized my wick And took my knife (Knife) That's trailer park life Doot doot doot doot doot doot ... (Yeah Ray? Yeah I got that letter from your lawyer. I ain't payin'! Fuck that dawg!) Another sticky day in Sunnyvale Julian and Ricky cold busted Outta jail First off to the LC to buy their rum and cokes Rollin' around in the Shitmobile tryin' to bum smokes Back to the park always theirs to reclaim (Yo what's up J-Roc?) I'm at the top of my game (J-Roc remember the time you directed that porn?) I had my shirt off my shit out but kept the lights on (No J-Roc the porn that you made) Well the suckers got sucked and the playas got played (That's the one) I'm still kickin' it You know that I've been though From 6th floor school book depository window Sprayin' rhymes on the grassy knoll down below It's a sin though That suckers can't see My rhymes are the branches And I am the tree `The shit is dope B Ain't got no candy So you best get out my eyes before I take you down like Bambi My rhymes are harder than that big ol' gut on Randy My joints are tighter than the nerves of Mr. Lahey I jack my chips from Trevor and Cory (Hey gimme a chip!) Sorry Walk a mile in my Nikes and feel the pain and strife (Strife) That's trailer park life (Trailer park life) Doot doot doot doot doot doot ... That's trailer park life. --- http://www.lyricsdot.com/ - 95000+ lyrics from 10000+ bands online