Band: Weird Al Yankovic Album: Permanent Record: Al In The Box CD3 Song: uhf (single version) Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you That's what we're goin' to do, now Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all on UHF Disconnect the phone, now, leave the dishes in the sink You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think All you do is make yourself a TV dinner Press your face right up against the screen We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen If you know what I mean, now Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job Just crank up your volume and yank off your knob We got it all, we got it all on UHF You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night You can watch us any time that you please You can sit around and stare at the picture tube Till your brain turns to cottage cheese Well, now, don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers 'n' stick around for awhile We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job You gotta crank up the volume, yank off the knob We got it all, we got it all on UHF --- http://www.lyricsdot.com/ - 95000+ lyrics from 10000+ bands online