Speaker: Lets meet contestant #1, he's a skitsofranic serial killer clown who says wemon love his sexy smile, Lets find out if his charm will work on sharon... Sharon whats your question?
sharon:Contestant #1 i believe first impressions last forever,So lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, Tell me what you would do to make that first impression really stay..
(#1)
lets see (hmm) well i'd hafta think about it, I might show up in a tux (HA) well i doubt it, i'd probably just so up naked like i always do and look your mama in the eyes and tell her "FUCK YOU!" Hurry up bitch im hungry, I smell spegetti,i'd bitch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready, your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed,i'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips, Its dinner time and were hearin grace from ur mother, i'd pull the 40 out and force em for your little brother, im steadly starein at your sister, ill tell you this.. u know for only 13 she got some BIG tits, After that ur dad would try to jump again,& only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin,After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, id try to fuck her til i nut in my underwear..
Speaker:Now lets meet contestant #2 hes a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival, he says weman call him "Stretch Nuts" Sharon lets hear your ?..
Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way..#2 if you fell in love with me exactly how would you let me know?..
(#2)
First thing, I could never love you, You sound like a witchy bitch "YO FUCK YOU!" but if i did i'd probably show you that i care, by taking all these other motherfuckers outta here,id go through your phonebook and write em all and find #1 on there i'd break his jaw (WHAT!) N E one who looked at cha would have to pay,i'd be blowin fucking nuggets off all day, I'd grab them titties and stretch em down past your waste, let em go and watch em both spring up in ya face,i'd sing love songs to ya.. the best i can..getcha naked and hit it like a CAAAAAVE MAAAN...Then we'd both hit the beach and walk through the sand, i'd throw a lil in your face and say "im just playin",as u spit it all out i'd rub your back, and grap your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
Speaker:Well its sounds like contestant # 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity,sharon its a tough choice so far..Sharon lets have your last ? and see which one is gonna win the rights to your lovin..
Sharon:Ok.. If we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me.. how would you both get my attention and what would your pick up lines be? whoevers the smoothest wins!..
(Both #1 and #2)
- OK, first i'd slid up in the bar,and tell you that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are, id tell you that i like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a lil weight you'd look like Rikki Lake..
~FUCK THAT!, You'd be jackin me quick, I,d order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in tha crowded place..I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face..
- YA! Freak her with your nuts, YO that'll get her, ..Tell her thats shes fat (YA) that'll work even better..
~ Look.. FUCK YOU i got a strong rat shit, you dont want contestant #2 hes mad whack.
-I Walk into a bar and there he was..Standin up by a bucket..(HEH HEH) Tryin to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm lama..!
~DAAAAAMN DOG..... are you gonna dis yo mama?..
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