Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire
feat. Krayzie Bone
They see me mowin'
my front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy?
look at me, I'm white and nerdy!
I wanna roll with
the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
really, really white and nerdy
First in my class there at MIT
Drop skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher, that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
my rims never spin to the contrary
you'll find they're quite stationary
all of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
my Myspace page's all totally pimped out
got people begging for my Top 8 spaces
yo, I know pi to a thousand places
ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze
there's no killer app I haven't run
at Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun
"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on
my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!
I'd like to roll with
the gangstas
although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
how'd I get so white and nerdy?
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics: you know I collect them
the pens in my pocket: I must protect them
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorize "Holy Grail" really well
I can recite it right now
and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' websites
when my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
even made a home page for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at The Gap
spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP! POP! hope no one sees me getting freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
The only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
and rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
just because I'm white and nerdy
just because I'm white and nerdy
all because I'm white and nerdy
Holy Cow, I'm white and nerdy!
I wanna bowl with
the gangstas
but, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!
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